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YOUR CHILDREN
BANKROLL: 5%
YOU'VE PURCHASED ALTERNATIVE POWER SOURCES FOR WHEN THE LIGHTS GO out AND THERE'S NO WORKING ELECTRICITY DURING THE FALLOUT. THERE'S A NEW PROBLEM HOWEVER: YOUR CHILDREN HAVE COME HOME FROM SCHOOL IN TEARS. THEY TELL YOU THAT THEY HAVE BEEN MERCILESSLY BULLIED AT SCHOOL BY OTHER KIDS SAYING THEIR PARENT IS NUTS FOR BUILDING A BOMB SHELTER. THEY'VE BEEN DUBBED "THE NUTSO KIDS" BECAUSE THEIR PARENT IS A WACK-JOB!
WHAT DO YOU DO?
YOU TELL YOUR CHILDREN THAT WHAT YOU'RE BUILDING IS TO MAKE SURE THEY HAVE A FUTURE AND YOU'RE SORRY THOSE BULLIES' PARENTS AREN'T SMART ENOUGH TO THINK OF THEM WHEN THE INFERNO COMES TO TURN THEM INTO SHISh KABOBs.
YOU BOTTLE UP THE TRUTH AND TELL YOUR children KIDS CAN BE MEAN AND THEY SHOULDN'T LISTEN TO THEM. STICKS AND STONES MAY break THEIR BONES, BUT WORDS WILL NEVER HURT THEM.
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